tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-318479092011-07-29T00:49:42.798+02:00Andyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07636354683556914580noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31847909.post-1154182076182991442006-07-29T16:06:00.000+02:002006-07-29T16:07:56.183+02:00<div align="justify">I am starting this project in order to improve my English. Feel free to comment my grammar, use of words, etc..<br /><br />Pooh and Piglet are on the way to get some honey carrying the balloon and the gun. Here's the plan: Winnie flies to the bees' hollow on the balloon and takes some honey, then Piglet shoots the balloon and Winnie comes back to the earth. Suddenly Winnie stumbles over a tree root and accidentally shoots Piglet right in the mouth. Teeth are out and cheeks are torn.<br />- What are you laughing at, stupid pig? I'm almost deaf now!<br /><br />The next one isn't really mine. I saw the translation long time ago. I was really amused and the punch line carved into my mind. I couldn't find the original translation so this is my reconstruction of it.<br /><br />There are Winnie the Pooh and Piglet in the boat. Winnie is rowing and Piglet is sleeping.<br />Winnie is tired.<br />Piglet is sleeping.<br />Winnie becomes angry.<br />Piglet is sleeping.<br />Finally, Winnie can't stand slapping Piglet with the oar.<br />- Uh! Ah! What? - torn out of his dreams Piglet is disoriented.<br />- What's the matter, pig? Can't sleep? Do some rowing then!<br /><br />After some discussion we've figured out that the best punch line for worm joke would be "He's gone fishing"<br />Thanks to markusn<br /><br />Small worm asks his mother:<br />- Mom, where is dad?<br />- He's fishing with the guys.</div><br />Read more on <a href="http://caffeinatedpress.blogspot.com/"><strong>http://caffeinatedpress.blogspot.com/</strong></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31847909-115418207618299144?l=softlife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07636354683556914580noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31847909.post-1154181990944716342006-07-29T16:05:00.000+02:002006-07-29T16:06:30.946+02:00<a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/48/b_h61512.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/48/b_h61512.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/52/b_h61522.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/52/b_h61522.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/67/b_h61543.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/67/b_h61543.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/71/b_h61553.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/71/b_h61553.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/89/b_h61577.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/89/b_h61577.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/94/b_h61588.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/94/b_h61588.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/a8/b_h61608.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://89.108.82.56/host/humor/a8/b_h61608.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />See more on <strong><a href="http://first-love.ru/a-humor">http://first-love.ru/a-humor</a></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31847909-115418199094471634?l=softlife.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07636354683556914580noreply@blogger.com0